This was, word for word, taken from an article written for my my college’s newspaper. I can’t even begin to describe how much this upsets me. It’s like people think that Twilight was the first thing ever written about vampires.

“You get such a great sense of the love between Bella and Edward … you’re on their side”

Have any of these people seen Buffy, because this isn’t the first time a vampire and a human fell in love. Hell, Buffy gets with TWO vampires. And they are both ACTUAL vampires that ACTUALLY killed people. None of this integrated life with humans and going out during the day. That’s not how it works. I’m not going to feel sympathy for a vampire that go out during the day and lead a normal life, but cries about having to feed on animals. Get over it you’re a fucking vampire. Be badass. That’s what vampires are supposed to be. Badass. Blade can go out during the day time and you know what he is FUCKING BADASS.

“And who doesn’t want to be able to identify with a vampire?”

NOBODY! Nobody should want that. Vampire’s are soulless creators who want nothing more than to drain you of your blood and your life. The only thing you should want to be that vampires are is Badass. Edward Cullen is hardly a vampire. Those people that identify with Edward aren’t identifying with a vampire they are identifying with an angsty teenager.

And don’t get me started on Jacob the not really a werewolf Werewolf.

I understand that the books are trying to take a different spin on vampires and werewolves and that technically you can write whatever you want in a book. But you can’t take mythical creators that have been in literature for hundreds of years and change everything we’ve ever been told about them. That’s what upsets me most of all. I’m sorry if you like Twilight and this offends you. I’m just merely stating my opinion.

Look at me, in college, and trying things I’ve never thought I’d ever try before. I’m living the great College American Dream.

I was hoping you’d be apart of a sketch tonight on SNL and you did not let me down. Thanks. Also, I’d apprecitate it if you stopped making music and focused on an acting career. Seriously, it’d be a good move. Your music may thrive in the college scene and with the bros, but your acting would make me happy and that is what is most important.

And a similar suggestion, to Mr. Joaquin Phoenix, I’d really like it if you would return to your acting career. I don’t like rap. I do however throughly enjoy your movies. And your beard, but not when you look homeless. Keep it tame my friend. Keep it tame.

Thank You for your Time,

Mallorie Letts

If you ever find your self in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and you walk down Bedford Ave and you stumble upon New York Adorned and you want a piercing/tattoo go inside. Everyone there is super nice and the piercer I had is named Katie and she’s very personable and good at what she does. I got my rook done at a place back home in Jersey and I really don’t like the way it turned out, and she gave me some ideas as to what I can do with it. So, sometime soon I will be getting a Rook Ladder which will consist of two more rook piercings, a smaller bar for my current rook, and a snug piercing. It’s going to be sick. I may do it in installments just to save some money.

I highly recommend this place and when I have enough money to get a tattoo I will definitely get in done there.

A Blood Date?

Super sketchy dude
Asked me on a date tonight
This dude was a blood

Nice Haiku Alex.

Here are my dealings with gangs:

1. When I was a freshman in high school they canceled our homecoming football game because the police were told that a gang initiation [the Cripes I believe] was going to take place. I’m pretty sure that the source who told the police was found dead.

2. On Halloween last year [Which is a known day for the initiation for the Bloods] a street was blocked off because a women was stabbed.

And now this. I was completely terrified.

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